Monday, October 3, 2011

Conversation of the day in Hawaii—a new one


Scene:  At the pool watching K swim.  Many of the older folks saying, “Honey that’s the little boy I was telling you about!”  My mom (K’s swim teacher) smiling proudly!  K yelling, “Mommy, look at me!”
Old Guy Sun tanning (OGST):  Wow!  He’s good!  My wife was here the other day and told me about him, but wow!  To see him for myself—he’s quite the swimmer!
Me:  Thanks!  I appreciate that!
OGST:  Is he African?
Me:  He was born in Ethiopia.
OGST:  I could tell because of how black he is!
Me:  Um…
(Before I could add anything else) OGST:  He your foster kid?  An exchange student or something?
Me:  No.  He is my son!  We have been a family for…
(Cutting me off) OGST:  Praise God.  It’s nice to see people like you gettin’ kids from a country with so many problems.

Me:  Well, Ethiopia is an amazing country with beautiful people and a wonderful culture.  I am blessed to have him as my son and have his birth country be Ethiopia.
OGST:  No, I meant Africa.  Africa has THE AIDS and stuff like that.
ME:  Sir, Africa is a continent—not a country.  And Africa has over 50…
(Cutting me off) OGST:  Well whatever.  Look at him go!
*I just swam to the other end of the pool and kept K with me.

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