Monday, July 11, 2011

Facebook Facts:


It seems as if lately, I have been reading a lot of GREAT facebook statuses from my friends.  Because of this, I wanted to post a few of them as they come in.  I think I could write a whole lot about this one, but I will leave it for now!!!
If you ever run out of things to pray for, just watch an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras.”

Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Negotiator

Scene:
6 AM on a Friday morning.
K:  Mommy, can I go outside and play?
Me ( half asleep):  Sure baby!  (K silently walks downstairs.  I can hear him open the back door to play in the back yard. I get up, open the slider up here, so I can hear him and get in the shower.  Fast forward 35 minutes).  Baby, it’s time to come up and get dressed for school.
K:  Mommy, can I bring my train wiff me?
Me:  How about 1 train car.
K:  How about 4?
Me:  How about 2?
K:  How about 3?
Me:  How about 2?
K:  Mommy, how about 2! 
(He comes upstairs and is completely naked!)  *Good thing it’s summer time!

Friday, July 8, 2011

High Five for Friday—week of 07.04.11


*It is my goal that even when I kvetch, I still have an attitude of gratitude, so each Friday, I want to share at least 5 fantastical things that have happened to me!
1.  PTO!!!  Enjoyed the 4th!!!
2.  My son’s laugh!  This week has been a doosey at work and it seems like K knows that I need more of his laugh this week!  And I have gotten it!  So blessed!
3.  Dinner with Genevieve.  We have gone to church together for years and it’s been a blessing to “make” a new friend and get to hang out!
4.  A very kind note from Gisela thanking me for being positive.  It really made me happy that, without knowing it, I have been helpful to her…  That’s a very cool thing!
5.  64 days until Hawaii!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Lingo of the K—Part Tres

Pack Pack (back pack—he knows how to say Back pack, but doesn’t like it.  Could also be an ice pack)
Hot Dog (Goofy from Disneyland)
Motor man (anyone riding a motor bike/motorcycle)
Oc-puss (octopus)
Uncle Rasper (Uncle Jasper)
Tofu-pole (telephone pole)
Miss O-Wanda (Miss Yolanda)
Squito (Mosquito)
Hippo-Waterus (I bet you can guess what this is)
Linleyland Waffle (Churros that ONLY from Disneyland)
My taco (the sponge for my foundation)
Train Truck (the Metro-link trucks that rides on the tracks)
Scorpy (scorpion)
Spider Rab (spider web)
Stink ray (sting ray)

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Tuesday Truth-day! July 5, 2011

*I will use each Tuesday to rat myself out about something!  It’s all in good fun and I am sure that these “truth-day” revelations won’t be things people don’t already know about me!

I despise shaving my legs.  Let me clarify—it isn’t that I “like” having hair on my legs, it’s just that I really don’t like taking the time to shave 2 or 3 times a week; I just can’t be bothered withit.  I long for winter when I rarely wear a skirt (and let’s not get confused, I don’t wear skirts all that often anyway) or when the demand (due to sunshine) is such that you feel peer pressured into shaving your legs more often than not.
 
Sadly, there is shame associated with this because I don’t dare go to the nail salon without shaving my legs when I get my pedicure.  When I get a massage, I try to be diligent about having clean shaven legs.  Oh yes, I do all of this because I don’t want these people to think less of me, not because I have hairy legs (or maybe these are one in the same!).  Who knows… what I do know is that I loathe shaving my legs… 

Saturday, July 2, 2011

High Five for Friday—week of 06.27.11

*It is my goal that even when I kvetch, I still have an attitude of gratitude, so each Friday, I want to share at least 5 fantastical things that have happened to me!
PS—these aren’t in any particular order!
1.  LA INK!!!  My segment is gonna air!!!  WOOOOHOOO!!!
2.  Swim lessons for K!  This is year two, week 4, and he is doing AMAZING!!!  He has learned backstroke, diving for rings, swimming underwater and how to go down the slide on his belly!
3.  Javier Colon won The Voice
4.  THREE DAY WEEKEND y’all!!!
5.  Carlos.  Even though he has been at Junior Olympics with his team this week, he still rocks my socks!

Awwwwww Yeah!!!!